(via warpedlamp)
my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called “into the wild”. you’ll be zonked out of your gourd
me : yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border
my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us
(via cccshutdown)
Keanu, when asked what sort of girls he likes. 1994.
Big Breakfast: What sort of girls do you like?
Keanu: Oh man…*holds face in hands* *repeats question* they’re all angels.
Big Breakfast: really? And are you single at the moment?
Keanu: Yeah…*howls softly like a sad dog*
(via kinikxluna)
This is one of the funniest noises I’ve ever heard in my life
for the love of god unmute
[VD: a guy doing backflips and handsprings all over the place in various settings, sometimes with someone chasing him. In the end, he crashes into a wall. /end ID]
(via ookamisoulreaper)
puppydog wrapped
- you bit 30 people this year
- you barked 5021 times
- you howled a total of 148 hours! that’s over 6 full days
- you caused $1247.90 in property damage
- your longest walk was 5 miles
- you stole the remote 17 times
- you ate through 12 bags of dog food
- your favorite food was cardboard
(Source: tumblr.com, via cccshutdown)
Daddy is gonna pull out the toys tonight kitten 😈…….
*pulls out cock*
*licks it*
*shivers* *grabs the back of your head* kitten.. grab the among us stim toy
(via paper-mario-wiki)
